The scale LIES.

So.
The last two days, I've been seeing new numbers. Numbers that (sadly) my 11 year old self would envy.

But--of course--today has truly been terrible.

Eat. Binge. Purge. Rinse. Sit for an hour. Go buy chips; See HUGE ASS pastry in machine. Come back with more change, lol. Binge. Purge. Rinse. Break until 6:30. Last binge. Purge. Rinse. Rinse again. Insert coughdrop. Surf web. Log onto blogger after a month of inactivity to bitch about it.

Total intake today: 5500-5600 calories
Weight Change: -1.4 pounds

Make sense to you?
Yeah, me neither.

If this is the price I have to pay to see lower numbers...
...Then I DON'T WANT IT.